Plaid Pundit: SURVIVOR

July 24, 2011

SURVIVOR - TEXAS STYLE

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville ...

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat,"
"Amnesty for Illegals,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,
"George Strait Stinks"
"Hillary in 2012"
And...
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas !

Hat tip: G'ma - a real cowgirl ;)

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