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LETTER FROM THE

BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six
'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks
will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



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